i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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