Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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