It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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