i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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