Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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