is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he puts the penis in happiness.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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