So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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