im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
