when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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