This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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