i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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