found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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