I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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