It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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