Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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