what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
