I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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