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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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