hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize
