Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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