we're blogging at a bar
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
