Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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