I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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