is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
