Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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