new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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