Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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