Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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