And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
