Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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