part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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