her vagine was all disorganized.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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