Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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