So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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