i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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