im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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