Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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