In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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