I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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