there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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