I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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