Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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