You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
