..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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