Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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