NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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