And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize