Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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