I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
