I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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