dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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