do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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