My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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