IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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